All appointments are required to confirm with me via text 1 hour prior to our date.


Failure to confirm will void your appointment and you will be considered a no show.

No Shows

No shows are not tolerated and you will be blacklisted.


I pride myself on punctuality. If you are more than 10 minutes late, I may cancel our appointment or shorten the length of our time together. Please inform me ASAP if you are going to be late, so I can adjust my schedule accordingly (if possible).

Cancellation Policy

Cancellations made 48hrs-24hrs in advance are subject to 50% of the total fee.

Same day cancellations are subject to 100% of the total fee.

In the rare occasion that I have to cancel and you have made a deposit, the deposit will be returned to you in full.

Failure to pay the cancellation fee will result in you becoming blacklisted.



Consideration must be given at the beginning of our encounter. If you are paying via e-transfer, please send it ahead of time and you can provide me with the password when you arrive. If you send the e-transfer when you arrive for your appointment, we will wait however long it takes for it to be deposited into my account before any "fun" takes place.


I am a human, not a used car dealership. Bargaining is rude and offensive. I'm sure your mother raised you better than that. Bargain hunters will be immediately blacklisted.