I can tell you more in person if you're curious, but I love what I do. This industry has given me the freedom to pursue my passions, support myself financially and connect with incredibly interesting people. I love being my own boss, traveling the world and being autonomous of my time. Besides, wouldn't you get paid to have sex all day if you could?
Can you make me a website?
Yes! I've been creating provider websites for several years now. Please email or text to inquire.
Can I bring you something to drink?
I no longer consume alcohol. I'm a big fan of Starbucks, kombucha or sparkling water. I don't mind if you bring something for yourself to indulge in. Please be advised that if you show up or become intoxicated I have the right to end the session.
Who does your pictures?
Do you have reviews?
All of my reviews from the past few years from CAF and PERB can be found here.
What methods of payment do you accept?
Cash is preferred. I also accept e-transfer, major credit cards or pre-paid Vanilla Visas.
Are you reference friendly?
I will happily provide a reference if we have seen each other within the past 6 months. I do ask that you notify me beforehand so I know that inquiries of your character are by your consent.
I texted you and you haven't gotten back to me, what's up?
I live a full and busy life, therefore I am not always glued to my phone. If more than a few hours have passed, I will not reply for your discretion (unless otherwise instructed). Please text me again and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience. Text is my preferred method of contact.
"Hey bb u avail??? Hello? U there??"
Gentlemen who have taken the time to read my ad and website get first priority when booking. I will most likely not respond to "Hi", "Wats up", or any other incomplete booking request. My time is valuable and I simply don't have time for endless back and forth. The booking process should be easy and succinct. Let's save the chit chat for the bedroom!
How much notice do you need?
As much as possible. My schedule tends to fill up rather quickly. Likewise, I may cancel certain tour dates if there appears to be lack of interest. Same day appointments are possible, but I prefer to have 1-2 hours notice minimum. "Right now" is usually not a good time for me. Unless you'd like to meet me in my pajamas with unshaven legs.
"How many times can I cum??"
10 times and it's free.
When are you coming to [XYZ]?
Why do I have to shower?
The cleaner you are, the dirtier I get. And please use the mouthwash.