I can tell you more in person if you're curious, but I love what I do. This industry has given me the freedom to pursue my passions, support myself financially and connect with incredibly interesting people. I love being my own boss, traveling the world and being autonomous of my time. Besides, wouldn't you get paid to have sex all day if you could?
I've been following you for YEARS and I find you intimidating and I'm scared that if I reach out you will blast me on Twitter...
Sweetheart, if you contact me like a normal person according to the contact page on this site, I guarantee you that our interaction will not be exciting enough to make it to my Twitter page. If I posted everyone who sends proper, complete inquiries, that would be very boring. One thing I hear over and over again is that I'm actually very nice in person and people wish they didn't wait so long to pull the trigger to see me :)
You seem really scary online
My sense of humour can be very sarcastic and dry. I'm not pretending to be someone online that I'm not. I tried that, it was exhausting. The point of my social media is to share more of myself and make people laugh. If my sarcastic sense of humour online intrigues you, we will probably hit it off in person. I always like to say that my social media weeds out the people that wouldn't get along with me anyways. Rest assured that if I were actually an asshole or a terrible service provider, I would've been exposed online by now. My 70+ reviews speak for themselves!
Do you offer online/virtual services?
I'm going to be honest with you and tell you that I am horrible at sexting and the idea of FaceTime sex makes me want to run into traffic. So no, I do not offer online services. If you want to see me through a screen, I have tons of content available for purchase on my OnlyFans.
Can you make me a website?
Yes! I've been creating provider websites for several years now. Please email or text to inquire.
I'm thinking about becoming an escort and would like a consultation
I am more than happy to speak to and offer advice to anyone interested in entering the industry, as well as anyone currently in sex work. Consultations can be done via phone call, Skype, FaceTime or Zoom. Sliding scale rates available.
Who does your pictures?
Do you have reviews?
All of my reviews from the past few years from CAF and PERB can be found here. That being said, as I mature in this business I do find myself moving away from review board culture. I do think reviews are a valuable tool in this industry and have a time and a place. However, I am not a fan of reviews with explicit details. Please keep it PG if you choose to write a review of our time together.
What methods of payment do you accept?
Cash is preferred. I also accept e-transfer, major credit cards or pre-paid Vanilla Visas. You can also pay in crypto (BTC, ETH, ADA, XRP, STMX, HBAR, VET or MATIC).
Are you reference friendly?
I will happily provide a reference if we have seen each other within the past 6 months. I do ask that you notify me beforehand so I know that inquiries of your character are by your consent.
I texted you and you haven't gotten back to me, what's up?
I live a full and busy life, therefore I am not always glued to my phone. If more than a few hours have passed, I will not reply for your discretion (unless otherwise instructed). Please text me again and I will get back to you at my earliest convenience. Text is my preferred method of contact.
"Hey bb u avail??? Hello? U there??"
Gentlemen who have taken the time to read my ad and website get first priority when booking. I will most likely not respond to "Hi", "Wats up", or any other incomplete booking request. My time is valuable and I simply don't have time for endless back and forth. The booking process should be easy and succinct. Let's save the chit chat for the bedroom!
How much notice do you need?
As much as possible. My schedule tends to fill up rather quickly. Likewise, I may cancel certain tour dates if there appears to be lack of interest. Same day appointments in Edmonton are a rarity, please give at least 2 hours notice. "Right now" is usually not a good time for me. Unless you'd like to meet me in my pajamas with unshaven legs. Short notice appointments are usually available when I am on tour.
"How many times can I cum??"
10 times and it's free.
When are you coming to [XYZ]?
Can I marry you?
Make me an offer I can't refuse, but only if you're handsome.
Are you real?
Why do I have to shower?
The cleaner you are, the dirtier I get. And please use the mouthwash.